I feel like The Times has put itself in a right old pickle hiring Wayne Rooney as their flashy new columnist. They spent the first week defending his ...
Welcome to Saturday, I hope you are feeling GREAT today. Fit, healthy and locked in a room playing Champ Man, the 99/00 game, you know, before it beca...
Friday, Monday, Tuesday, it’s all the same now… worst thing is, I’m starting to enjoy it. I haven’t drunkenly stumbled into a Popeye’s Chicken in a mo...
The current climate is difficult for football clubs. Social distancing has put tremendous strain on a system of billionaires that supports millionaire...
Very short post this morning because I’m basically just pimping a podcast I hosted yesterday with Nigel Phillips of the Arsenal Supporters Trust. We c...
I am VERY excited to be podding with Nigel Phillips of the AST today. We’re talking the economics of football in a Covid-19 world. You will want to tu...
HAPPY SATURDAY TO YOU ALL! Come on, admit it, you’ve been watching e-sports. Right? It’s ok. It kind of looks like real football if your sight isn’t q...
Happy Friday to you all, who’s hitting a Virtual Happy Hour this evening? Yeah? Can I join? PLEASE. What an absolutely crazy time. I moved halfway aro...
Gooood morning you sexy beasts. How are we today? It’s a roll-neck-jumper-no-hair-product kind of day for me. I’m in business mode. I’m gonna invest £...
Well, well, well… look what you went and did, Britain. Boris Johnson delivering a wrist slap to all your hip kids that just couldn’t resist nipping ou...
On the last Arsenal Opinion Podcast, Alex and I pondered whether the club would keep it classy and pay the casual workers through this crisis. As you ...
Well how is everyone this fine day? Arsenal linked to Coutinho, who is available for £105m. In our dreams people, but wouldn’t that be a sweet fucking...
I’ve penned this opening about 68 times. Sincere? No Advisory? Don’t be daft Funny? Hmm… could age badly I don’t know where to go with this. So I’ll j...
Word up bitches, I just downloaded the Peloton app with a free 90-day trial and I am feeling rich and sexy. I am trying yoga, there is literally nothi...
Hello Wednesday, or is it Thursday? WHERE AM I! I tell you where I am. Going to bed at 10pm and spending at least 1 hour in the app store deciding whi...
Yah babes, I’m feeling you. Firstly, I wish my husband bought me a Peloton because I am telling you right now, forced enclosure is not good for this w...
Man, celebs are NOT immune to this bastard disease. It got to Idris Elba! Cannot believe it. With all this serious stuff in the air, I’ve been ponderi...
It’s fascinating piecing together all the component parts of this outbreak and the impact it’s having on the Premier League. Firstly, I didn’t realise...
Well, things are unravelling at quite a pace. No sooner had Arsenal announced that Mikel Arteta had been downed by the cursed Covid-19, Leicester, Che...
Arsenal announced that Mikel Arteta tested positive for Covid-19. In the ultimate kicker, it would appear he caught it from the top dog at Olympiacos ...
Here we go everyone, top 4 destiny is in our hands, all we need to do is go to the current Champions and beat them 4-0 in an away game. Simple, right?...
Mikel definitely said we’d beat City 4-0 this Wednesday and move into 6th place in the league. We’re going to go there trying to beat them, put all th...
Ok, so results didn’t go for us on Sunday. We’re very much up against it as far as the race for top 4 goes, but as we’ve seen in the past, form means ...
Wooooooah, the less said about that performance, the better. Arsenal took 3 very undeserved points at home against West Ham, the game was won with a V...
Late-breaking post today because I feel… err… a bit warm… and I… have a… k… kind of…cough. SHUT UP IT’S NOT THAT YOU DRAMA QUEEN. Quick post regardles...
COME ON THAT WAS MAGIC! Spurs lose in the FA Cup at home to Norwich, then Eric Dier, determined to upstage Granit and Armand for North London THUG poi...
