Unai Emery reversed the fortunes of last season’s openers with his second win in two games. For a brief moment, we are/were top of the league. The gam...
Our first Saturday match of the season has landed and it feels good. Enjoy it, they’re going to be few and far between. So what’s new? Ozil has been ‘...
There is FURY on the website messageboards… ‘WONDER OF YOU R U AVIN A LAUGH!’ I really have to say that the thought of that song entering the musical ...
Alex Iwobi has SPOKEN. ‘I always had that youngster tag at Arsenal, so hopefully with this move I am able to make a name for myself in the Premier Lea...
Ohhhhh come on, still salty about that Jose comment? Forgive me, you know I only have eyes for the pristine haired one. Onto TODAY. Two people have be...
The season was supposed to start with BANG, but it’d be fairer to categorise the Newcastle showing as a light crackle, not even a firework, I’m talkin...
Day one of the season is about to start. This year it’s exciting. The major worry on my mind is that despite having a very good window, we had a very ...
Well there is it my dears, part one of the transfer window is OVER (domestic). We have landed in a great spot. Saliba – For next year Ceballos Martine...
ENJOY THIS YOU BEAUTIES!
Lie back, take out an extra light cigarette attached to one of those extender things, spark up, and ask yourself how good that ride was. Newsnow, we’v...
Cheerio Laurent Koscielny. Was lovely to have you. The best of a terrible bunch of players. One of the few standouts in a banter era. But ultimately, ...
Business travel is all about projects, to yourself, the true person you want to be. I downloaded 10 episodes worth of Ken Burns documentaries, packed ...
I can’t say I was expecting to come away from the Barcelona game with a win, so there’s no point in throwing my kale puffs at the laptop. It’s preseas...
Oh man, it was totally an accident, I was wandering around the supermarket trying to find something that resembled healthy that could be cooked fast… ...
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I cannot tell you how bloody good I feel today. This summer has felt like 1996 all over again. That summer we landed Dennis Bergkamp and David Platt, ...
Arsenal’s summer is well and truly rocking. Nicolas Pepe finally landed on the .com. It has to be the most shocking signing since we landed Dennis Ber...
Well, things are moving at a pace now… Pépé will be announced in the next 48 hours. The picture from above is a leak from the Arsenal studio. The play...
You can chill those Heinz Baked beans, it seems that the deal to bring Pépé to Arsenal is basically done. Fabrizio Romano, who has been on top of this...
Hosting is the worst thing you can possibly be asked to do. I had to chef a BBQ in 38 degree heat, no wind and no skill. I didn’t feel like a man. I f...
Wow, wow, wow… Raul S has pulled off the shock signing of the summer, with Dave Ornstein announcing the Spaniard has reeled in one of the best talents...
Unreal scenes in London when a couple of idiots tried to attack Kola and Ozil on scooters. Why the fuck anyone would attempt to attack a man who is cl...
Well, Arsenal didn’t disgrace themselves in a fun game against the MIGHTY Real Madrid. We more than held our own against Zidane’s team of champions, i...
Arsenal made their first starting 11 signing of the summer. Dani Cabellos has landed with us for a one-season loan stint. The Spanish technician doesn...
Unai Emery pulled a magic trick out of his hat. He used the powers of youth to completely disguise that Arsenal hadn’t added a single first-team playe...
What is going on my darlings?! I am currently in Washington with my dad. The weather is disgusting. It hit 100 degrees yesterday, or 37.7 Celcius. We ...
BACK TO THE FOOTBALL. I watched Arsenal play on the plane yesterday as we beat the mighty Bayern Munich. I know it’s tough to read into these sorts of...
I was going to write this blog like a letter, but I felt like an idiot, so instead, let’s just talk about issues like we normally do. That letter… THE...
