I am noise sensitive. Not in the miserable sense, but if I can hear the detailed undertakings of mouth and saliva mechanics, it does something to me. ...

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• Date: Mon 14 Oct 15:45

A real lack of news out in the woods of Footballdom today. Things are so dull, I bought a FIFA20, and actually played it. So many buttons to learn. I ...

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• Date: Sat 12 Oct 17:59

Good morning my darlings, a very short post from me today because I have NOTHING to write about. The hot news that has the comments section in a flust...

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• Date: Thu 10 Oct 16:50

This is serious people. We need to chat. I think Arsenal internet has taken things too far. Mustafi was asked if he was the second-worst defender in t...

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• Date: Wed 09 Oct 15:44

‘Move bitch, get off the plane, get off the plane bitch, get off the plane’ Was humming this as an old lady struggled to pull her heavy bag out of the...

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• Date: Tue 08 Oct 08:58

I was going to write you out a Monday morning banger, then I realized we have two weeks until the next game… bad times ahead. For blogging, it’s Dry J...

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• Date: Mon 07 Oct 09:21

We won. We’re 3rd, 1 point behind Manchester City. This should be a joyous occasion, but it’s not. The table is a liar, she did it to us last season a...

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• Date: Sun 06 Oct 17:12

Unai Emery has started taking press conferences to the same levels Arsene Wenger did towards the end, they’re almost not worth paying attention to. We...

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• Date: Sun 06 Oct 00:40

Thursday nights are party nights. Unai Emery has turned a pub level competition into a feast for the eyes. He’s taken Wenger’s post-2004 model for the...

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• Date: Fri 04 Oct 08:59

First on the agenda today. Jonathan Walters, a paragon of footballing virtue, has forced me into retracting my view on Granit Xhaka. I can criticise t...

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• Date: Wed 02 Oct 15:43

I watched the Arsenal game in New Orleans in a great bar call Finn McCool’s. I am very hungover right now. So bear with me kids. We’re now into Octobe...

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• Date: Tue 01 Oct 14:58

Absolutely huge game today. Two fallen giants of the game trying desperately to claw back some sort of relevance for their fans. United struggle for g...

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• Date: Mon 30 Sep 14:57

Well good morning. ALLEGEDLY, all is not well over at Spurs. I have sourced expert information from Twitter nobodies that suggests the Spurs camp is g...

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• Date: Sun 29 Sep 09:19

He did it, he totally did it. Unai Emery finally bit down on the bullet he’s been hiding from for 3 months and made Granit Xhaka his captain. What a j...

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• Date: Fri 27 Sep 16:05

GOOOOOOD EBENING. Late one for the folks back in the UK today. Maybe it’s nearly beer o’clock? Well, have I got product news for you… I am working on ...

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• Date: Thu 26 Sep 16:27

Unai Emery needed a performance, he wasn’t going to care where it came from, even if it was against a team in the Championship. Boy did he land one… f...

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• Date: Wed 25 Sep 09:21

Oh come on people, I’m starting Monday morning on a HIGH. Arsenal turned around a one goal deficit twice against Aston Villa with 10 men. You can’t kn...

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• Date: Mon 23 Sep 09:19

Good morning and welcome to another Sunday edition of Le Grove. Watford’s ‘new manager kick’ didn’t last beyond a single game. Manchester City absolut...

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• Date: Sun 22 Sep 08:12

Watching the Spurs game. VAR decision goes against them, then they drop a goal with some sloppy defending. Gotta love that. VAR needs to have the kink...

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• Date: Sat 21 Sep 14:57

Ok, let’s get the bad things out the way first. There are two issues from yesterday’s game. The first one was that buried in the selection, was Auba. ...

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• Date: Fri 20 Sep 14:36

Well hello my darlings. What’s new? Not much. Mesut Ozil has been ‘rested’ for the Frankfurt match. This is Emery. “We are playing a lot of matches an...

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• Date: Thu 19 Sep 15:19

Unai Emery is like one of those rich billionaire folk that falls off a boat in a hooker accident. The family are waiting for the major payouts only to...

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• Date: Wed 18 Sep 09:18

I’ve spent the last year getting hammered by you lot in the comments section for my rational disdain for our manager, now things are clicking for peop...

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• Date: Tue 17 Sep 09:05

The Unai Emery rebuild has been drab; a touch like watching builders plaster your walls. Except it never ends. You’re waiting for the paint to go on s...

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• Date: Mon 16 Sep 08:58

It is a HUGE game today. All the usual suspects won their games… bar City, they lost in an embarrassing 2-3 thriller away at Norwich. What a result fo...

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• Date: Sun 15 Sep 09:18